What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:42

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
President Trump kicked Zelensky out of the White House. Is it over for a deal?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-J W Pepper
Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Have you ever seen your wife being fucked?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Moonraker
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why did my ex move on so fast, we have only been broken up for 2 weeks?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Live and Let Die
How do I seduce my sister? (I am an Indian) I want to have sex with her.?
You Only Live Twice
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
How does the narcissist react when he realizes you no longer care?
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!